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Viestit: 5
Liittynyt: Ma Maalis 10, 2008 13:54 pm
Paikkakunta: Tampere


ViestiKirjoittaja O-P » Pe Maalis 14, 2008 14:29 pm

Two fishermen were adrift in their rented boat due to an engine failure. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, one of the men stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a genie came forth. This particular genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.

Without giving much thought to the matter the man blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into beer!" The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals.

Simultaneously, the genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the men considered their circumstances.

One man looked disgustedly at the other whose wish had been granted. After a long, tension filled moment, he spoke: "Nice going idiot! Now we're going to have to piss in the boat!"
"Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth." George Burns

Viestit: 654
Liittynyt: La Huhti 17, 2010 11:38 am
Suomea?: Kyllä
Paikkakuntasi: Helsinki
18 tai yli: Olen
Paikkakunta: SnadiStadi

Re: Lampunhenki

ViestiKirjoittaja Kaljaasi » Su Huhti 18, 2010 7:56 am

But you will be very pissed then..?
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